Squeaks for Aomi

Wednesday, March 02, 2011


Lisa Garland from Sient Hill 1.

I would like to point( my friend Adam pointed it out first) out her earring, the cyan/teal one, it is almost shaped like the

Futhark rune Berkano.

BerkanoBerkano: (B: Berchta, the birch-goddess.) Birth, general fertility, both mental and physical and personal growth, liberation. Regenerative power and light of spring, renewal, promise of new beginnings, new growth. Arousal of desire. A love affair or new birth. The prospering of an enterprise or venture. Berkano Reversed or Merkstave: Family problems and or domestic troubles. Anxiety about someone close to you. Carelessness, abandon, loss of control. Blurring of consciousness, deceit, sterility, stagnation.

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Given the above, when we come to Silent Hill 3, through camhacks and whatnot and good attention to details, we have Fukuro Lady/nurse. Some say she is Lisa Garland reincarnated or something. Fukuro is japanese for plastic bag and Owl.

The Fukuro Lady has green high heel shoes on.

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The Book Of Lost Memories confirms that the Fukuro Lady is in fact the reincarnation of Lisa Garland still being tormented for her actions in the first Silent Hill. Others believe that she is just another nurse, though her textures are unique and she is the only entity seen consorting with Valtiel throughout Silent Hill 3.

The Fukuro Lady can be seen in the following places in Silent Hill 3:

* The ladder in the area connecting Brookhaven Hospital to the Otherworld. (Suspended above Valtiel)

* The transparent room in Brookhaven Hospital. (Valtiel is holding her legs while she squirms)

* Amongst the scaffolding in the Church Underground

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All in all I just wanted to point out Lisa's earring since it is a given, I like Cyan/Teal/Turquoise/Blue-Green coloured things.

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All images are property of their respective takers/owners.

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Brain Storming

Doodling some L4D inspired monsters. A Hunter+Witch spawn of some kind. And lots of Shades of Cyan. Aomi on the prowl. HIDE YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!!!
Left 4 Dead
Found it hilarious that for the longest of time (2003) that Aomi was already clad in the Witch’s getup (tank top of sorts and underwear) but mostly wore knee-high socks and sometimes a filmy blouse. Of course in red and not white coloured tops and shorts/underwear.
Aomi
IMVU
The Hunter L4D2 Avatar

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Aomi in Monster Hunter Tri

Country: USA

Weapon: Long Sword

So far so good, snagged some new armor sets.

male Aomi and Aophan both are decked in the Qurupeco set/weapons. I don’t think
I will bother much with them until I get Aomi(main) to HR 100. Before I got my + sets

I stuck around in Qurupeco gear with Guan Dao until I got the Bnahabra+ AND HOLY HELL that was

a pain in the arse.
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As for my main, Aomi, the armor sets follow based on which I got first and mix and match sets don’t count
(which i had to do several times to even get other armors lol!). These are the + sets.
Bnahabra
Agnaktor
Barioth
Lagiacrus
Vangis/Deviljho Armor
Rathian
Gigginox
Damascus
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What I want to get:
Alatrenon Armor
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my goof off armor sets ( mix and matches)
Bone Helm with Vangis waist & arms with Piscine Legs to match with

Aomi’s cyan/blue-green/teal/turquoise color theme and running around with a long sword

usually Rising Soul or Tenebra but MOSTLY with Yan Yue Dao (P)

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Started Playing On: 05/06/2010
(order of creation)
1. Main File/Name: Aomi
ID: QX3VRZ
HR: 114
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2. (male) Aomi
ID:G9RNM4
HR: 8
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3. Aophan: ID: TV54VQ
HR: 31
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Aomi in Video Games Photo/s
http://www.flickr.com/photos/aomiarmster/sets/72157623926579811

Aomi @ Capcom : http://www.capcom-unity.com/aomi

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Aomi Adventures on Facebook

Aomi Armster on Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/AomiArmster
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1st and original Aomi Armster page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Aomi-Armster/48891854292
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1st and original Aomi Armster group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=26280699214
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Anything else on facebook- a user, profile, page, group that are NOT the above three
means that the others are FAKE.
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AomiArmster is the property of Teni.S.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Blood and Sparkles

Ha! I have not written in a while probably because I am not sure what to go on about.
In this case I think I will sort through certain thoughts about character developement and projects.
For current projects, of course it is all Aomi related, I want to make certain kinds of jewelry, charms, figurines
consisting of sparkles, rainbow sparkles, glow in the dark stuff and the colours of black, cyan, teal, turquoise.
I went back through a lot of my descriptions from way back, nearly 1999-04 era--for pictures and footnotes about Aomi's personality and her/his abilities.

I literally laughed out loud when I had said that Aomi's black hair, the tips of his/her ears and tail behave like a morphing substance, such as the hair getting super super long and whipping around or behaving like tentacles, or the black tips of the tail hardening to become a bludgeon or shooting spikes. And because Aomi has kitsune traits Aomi also has an orb/spirit ball/sphere/ morph ball which changes forms and stores energy, etc.

I also want to make more of the occult symbols,seals and runes. Probably focus more on the three triangles and three tripes, the three triangles representing the black tips of Aomi's tail & ears and the three stripes being those three stripes that sprout from the small of his/he back and hug his/her hips.

Rune= Secret/Mystery
Aomi=Secret Mystery
I'd rip out the first two letters of Aomi, Ao which means blue.

Aomi Rune, Aorune, Neruoa, Uneora?

So with enough mix & matching I made Aoenru. For now Aoenru is the name of the alphabet/runes/writing symbols
I had created waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back almost around 1997. Aoenru will also be a name for another fiasco, I'm thinking a city or something close to Aomi.


I also want to explain more about back story, personality,and abilities. I even realized when I made Aomi shapeshift into certain forms, there were spots! So haha not only does Aomi sport stripes she/he also has spots!

For a while now I was fascinated with blood colour.
I figured with Aomi's bizarre demonic abilities such as shapeshifting-essence warping-morphing,etc etc that her/his DNA colour could change too. Shadow Demons are weird huh? It wouldn't be like a rainbow of colours, just the default, red...and then the other colours like cyan, black and white. I think the colour of the blood would change based on magic activity and stresses upon the body.

Red & Cyan & White for the fey/divine (fairies/angels/unicorn/elf) forms.
Black & Red for the demonic/human(those on the "wrong side of the tracks".

As for the other characters I am researching here and there about different horoscopes/zodiacs and personality trait profiles, looking into mythologies and folklore and meanings about colours & various things like gems and animals, etc just to get a general grasp. I am also working on fixing up a family tree.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Pink Hair Blue Vampire

I got inspired to make this after playing Legacy of Kain: Defiance (of course the other games too) and just checking Vorador's mansion out I came across the murals in the fountain room and the mural in the center had an Ancient vampire in a pink outfit with what seemed like PINK hair. Of course I could be wrong... but... still, compared with the other two vampires... it was pink hair, not a silly hat.

More about Pink Hair Blue Vampire Which also explains the reasonin behind Aomi's pink/red hair. :0

There was a joke that she'd start off as a blonde then get gore covered way too many times so that no matter how many times she'd rinse her hair off it would contain redness and fade. lol blood stain hair dye >_>

sadly, this is the.. 3rd Vampire Aomi concept I was strumming through, I mean yeah this piece is using my Silent Hill Aomi's template. I don't know any backstory about this vampire yet.

I will point out however these things: Aomi's got two different blood colours.
One red, the other is teal. Such an occurance would probably happen because of the failure to die properly, dead and aware in a sense. Red is of the living half, the teal is the somewhat-dead half. As that saying goes: As long as you bleed you'll be fine.


So she's like a vampire-dead-but living kind of thing. FAIR ENOUGH TO JUST DUB HER A DEMON.

She is not in a state of decay or withering away, her body has just reached a point where it can not heal the wounds that were inflicted(they stay fresh forever-hence her only attire being bandages- at the moment) during the hibernation (the point where vampires start evolving- to sport the talons and taloned feet and other...things), such as chest wound and bite marks and scratches.

New wounds heal of course. Safe to say she had been mauled/killed during her sleep, whether other vampires or humans did the deed, I do not know. lol I know certain vampires would kill any affront to the species.. so..haha.

Aomi's three stripes had dwindled down to one stripe and semi-stripes forming near her right eye. The demon essence was probably trying to move itself so where it would be safer or start repairs.

This vampire Aomi would only need to feed if she's seriously injured or extremely worn out from magic-use. She can feed on blood but prefers energy, like fear or excitement so of course she doesn't kill her prey. Her fangs are very thin and dainty,blackish- from non-use and almost needle like

The black-grey gauntlet on her left forearm is her weapon, it aids in sorcery as an amplifier and as a filter (as not to kill herself in the process of using magic) it is also an anchor, the one on her right leg behaves the same way. And by anchor: this gear prevents her from "floating off" her soul has corrupted the matter in her body so SOMETIMES she could...
easily just hover about like a phantom but she prefers not to, she finds it "unnatural" to float about like a ghost.

These anchors make good pummeling weapons.

And in attempt to stay true to the Shekintari Aomi, I left her right eye wounded. Of course not all Aomi forums will be beaten up creations, the closer to fey type things Aomi gets, Aomi gets more careful, haughty and princess-brat like.
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Other Importan info about Aomi & Shekintari & Shapeshifting demoness
How some shapeshifting occurs.
Shekintari Aomi
some Aomi Form concepts
Aomi Invert: Imoa
2nd Aomi Vampire concept.
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Silent Hill is property of Konami
LoK/Blood Omen/Soul Reaver is property of Eidos/Crystal Dynamics/Silicon Knights NOW SQUARE ENIX?
Vampire Aomi/ Aomi Armster concept/design is property of Teni.S.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Pink Hair and Silly Hats on VAMPIRES!

Pink Hair and Silly Hats on VAMPIRES!
Well I have asked around. It is.. coming up to.. that the vampire in the center of the murals in Vorador’s Mansion (near the fountains)
the female vampire holding the SOUL STEALER SPEAR, has PINK HAIR(or red). This can be utterly random but considering how all
the other ancient vampires are depicted…I am unsure what to think.  The other vampires normally have black/white/grey hair. I could be
wrong.. I did see brown haired brides in BO… I think so anyway.
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I like her design a lot.
And in another strange…appearance she has normal hands and feet. (ancients had three talons and hooves)  Maybe this was all and idealized painting, considering that it is in Vorador’s mansion. Obviously this is an Ancient vampire being depicted in one aspect. Perhaps she had white hair, white outfit and shoes and constantly got drenched by blood that her hair and clothes started turning pink? or if not blood she used natural means to dye her hair? Hell for all we know the vampire could actually have red hair and gear.
as far as where aomi might fit in.. human aspect - probably something to do with the pillar of states /alchemy / anarcrothe
and as far as vamprie goes - razielim ! heeheee.

So.. I was thinking. How could Aomi get pink hair. I thought about it, if I were to invert Aomi, Aomi’s bangs would be red, the rest of the hair white. Red+White= Pinkish
bah, honestly … legacy of kain and lol castlevania are horrific influences on me.

The Ancient Vampires in the Blood Omen/Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver series look like angels. The scary avenging kind. Apparently they were the ones who started the total war with the Hylden.  They might have been religious fanatics, these vampires.
which got me thinking of kain and raziel combos… be it the two reavers, their symbols, etc. i got like five concepts of what the combination of kain and raziel’s symbols might look like, pretty sinister looking from any angle i take it.
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At ANY RATE. In Enochian, Aomi is a minor angel. So I am justifying… Aomi’s throw in, Aomi is a demon but…comes from an angelic… sector.
I mean sure, demons where once angels? Or something. Haha I find it odd that I want to  smash this demon of mine into everything I get interested in.

In Enochian, Iaom is a minor angel powerful in finding out the secrets of men. He is ruled by the angel Hiaom and Spmnir Llpiz and is a companion of Aomi, Omia and Miao.

In some sense Aomi Armster will be a very very busy shapeshifter.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

An Aomi Vampire

Alright! To further complicate the Aomi Armster character, here is the VAMPIRE FORM. Mostly to fit around the Legacy of Kain/Soul Reaver shebang I guess I can
throw this into Castlevania as well.fffffffffffffffffffff

In relation to the LoK, Aomi here has got the whole white skin crap going, so... as my friend Xaphan said, she might be fledgling but as those huge ears, taloned hands and feet.
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I have no idea as of yet how Aomi could fit into any of the settings of either games, all there is that
Aomi is a shapeshifter...so she's born into the forms, so i guesss... she starts off as her self, uses a ritual/or dies and her essence is drifted off to another realm. and she has to reincarnate as herself in the new form!
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When Aomi's first death occured her soul broke into fragments (demons die very strange deaths) and they flailed around in the ether trying to get back into one piece but instead found themselves getting hurled into different realties/worlds/realms.
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Some forms are aware of each other(mostly through dreams), that they all trail back to some one being and some do not or don't want to face it.
These different forms don't make her powerful, or "level up" or special, these aren't bodies that she could transform into at a whim.
its just what her species does sometimes, they split apart for survival.
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TL;DR AHEAD!

1. she was turned at a young age, barely in her 20's, she was of noble birth as a human. her family's colours were blue and yellow (she doesnt remember most of her human life or her Shekintari past life but bits and pieces of memory do strike her)

2. she's shorter/smaller than other vampires(they called her Small Fangs) in her clan and she made up for it by being clever/sneaky (like finding out secrets/weaknesses of enemies).

3.although she hates blood-thirst she had to feed twice as much to keep up and in doing so she kick started her evolution. she was dismayed when her fingers and toes turned into talons, specially at a time where she came across a piano and found that she was unable to play again.

4. since her clan was small in size it merged with several others that were scattered throughout the land over time
and it became harder and harder to live among the clans.

5. she stayed true to her original being(aomi armster) maker of weapons and armor

6. went from clan to clan offering her goods(knowledge/spells/armor/weapons) and in turn she spent time learning, studying from them. she had the unfortunate timing to cross paths with a paranoid clan leader who had her (thought Aomi was an assassin)
drained of blood, chained up and bricked up alive in some derelict chapel/crypt for aeons.

And since her soul had anchored somewhere, she didn't die she just suffered for the most part and eventually accepted oblivion!

7. many,many years later, the crypt flooded, water seeped into her "tomb" she woke up, glad the bricks were weakened she lobbed herself out before she could drown. (she can't swim)

8. unlike most of her kind, she is more inclined to be friendly(aside from the fact she growls,snarls,hisses/bares fangs and roars more often than not),she is not quick to anger.

she prides herself with having an amazing sense of humour but she finds herself unable to linger in the presence of humans and other vampires because the humans see her as a monster and the vampires find her as an affront to the species.(after she woke up from the wall)

9. although soft in nature she is not without strength/fangs/claws/rage and if able she will fight abuse set against her. she is a poor loser and can be outrageously vindictive.
her long life experiences had taught her to think carefully, she tends to be many steps ahead of her foes before wrecking havoc.

10. most of her vampiric abilities include: turning into mist(followed by tiny shimmers of gold and blue specks) which seems like the after effects of a magical explosion.

-immense physical strength, very flexible (she was a dancer when she was human),

she can try telepathy or telekenesis but prefers not to. (causes her mind great stress to the point of passing out & nose bleeds)

-her shrieks/roars have catastrophic frequencies able to shatter metal and other materials. some of her keen wails have been known to crumble buildings.

- the blackened talons on her hands can sharpen(great for sword play) and extend to her own height in length which aids her in long distance combat (4'9") Sometimes she can break off the extended claws and lob them at foes as harpoons.

- she has high-jumping abilities

11. she is afraid of dark murky waters, deep water, heights, most elder vampires, priests, gypsies.
The Voices. (sometimes vampires can be bombarded with countless voices/thoughts that seem to harass the mind that come out of no where)

- too much exposure to sunlight causes her skin to try and absorb light which leads to body twisting seizures(the black markings on her body would swarm all around her) and might just explode.

- because of her light frame she can easily be tossed around, even her strength cannot help in these situations.
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(in my "story" world- Aomi does not shapeshift into many things/split essences etc/take on different forms other than Aomipu, the Shekintari or human)
different form Aomis apply to just spoofs/spinoffs/just for fun nonsense
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Aomi Armster & related characters/events/stories are property of Teni .S.

Castlevania is property of Konami

Legacy of Kain/ Soul Reaver is property of Eidos/Crystal Dynamics/Silicon Knights NOW SQUARE ENIX?
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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Aomi and Aomi and...Aomi?

The god-demons in Teni's mind want another Aomi (not like the chimera aomi--that plan failed W__W)

Normal Aomi = white skinned/black stripes-ear & tail tips/black hair and teal bangs/cyan eyes (color of inside the ears stay the same- peach/light peach)

Invert Aomi= black skinned/white stripes-ear & tail tips/white hair and red bangs/red eyes (color of inside the ears stay the same- peach/light peach)

Normal + Invert = ????? i must think of what..this aomi would look like, either a mix & match? combination?

the colors to work with: white, black, grey, peach, red, cyan, purple, green, yellow, blue

some computer screens/TVs/printers make Aomi's eyes & bangs out as either GREEN or BLUE and not blue-green/cyan-like.

the purple comes in because of female Aomi's lips, they are purple and her eyeshadow is purple-reddish/pink inverting them
makes them green. ALSO: because invert and normal... their orb balls i wanted them to combine to make purple or something like that
but since cyan and red only make some brown/grey colour i had to opt for the BLUE of Aomi

invert purple=green
invert red=cyan
invert yellow=blue

red+blue= purple etc
black+white= grey
red+cyan= some grey/brown thing

so what would normal aomi + invert aomi = ??

Saturday, April 11, 2009

A Previous Tirade

this rant was on one of my myspace rants
From: Aomi Armster (17712053)
To:
Date: Mar 9, 2009 3:07 AM
Subject: Violation Violation- blind-dumb Puritans.



I'm sorry, I need to rant.
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apparently some retard reported a certain picture of mine
failing to see that there is nothing sexual about it. NOTHING SEXUAL, HOLY SHIT.

there are no visible nipples. NO NIPPLES. it was a badly animated let alone hideously drawn bust.

compared to the rest of the smutty garbage on Myspace..of underage harlots etc etc. this fool doesn't belong on the internet.

i hope whoever actually reported it goes blind for the rest of his/her life or loses all function of the hands.

asshole. YES, I'M A VINDICTIVe spiteful VIPER.


My profile has gone into "no one under the age of 18 can view" Sorry to my younger friends, I don't know if you can even see this.

But I am seriously tired of this bullshit. It is all fucking fine and dandy for various forums of sexually related movies, music, gorey-ass-horror movies and almost naked celebs all over this goddamn site. (Myspace)


Yet something with a HINT of boobs( you don't see nipples you dont see genitalia) is like OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG SIN! PORN! VIOLATION.

So its become a kind of motto now for me. for every ONE nonsense-reported item I will replace it wth SIX "passable" things.


My ego is brusied, pat my head.
:(

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

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Monday, December 01, 2008

Ahaha first post.. since 2005?

ah well, firsttttttt!
erm.. yeah ok.
right now im fixing up my jewelry boxes and reopening my piercing holes in my ears
EVERYTHING WORKED OUT
but OUUUCH HOLY HELL OUCCHH.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Mii Aomi Needs Some Love

My Miis in the Check Mii Out channel need some love!!
If you got a Wii & got Check Mii Out... please look up my Mii's and give them some ... love?
I'LL RETURN THE FAVOUR OF COURSE!
feel free to leave/ give me your Mii's numbers!
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mine are:

Cute Aomi
9683-2113-5606

Aomi Armster
7499-6061-5737

Dancer Aomi
8476-9864-5363

Happy Little Aomi
9673-2630-6060

Exotic Little Aomi
8429-3548-5794

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Commission & Art Trade INFO

so i was asked again to draw something- ya know a request?
well i'm flooded with things like that- and i have art trades i have to owe-- yup
so jokingly i said
if i get paid $5 for requests--- then HECK YEAH D:
I was told-- yeah they'd pay. so i'm like .... crazy enough for commissions?
ok D:
my prices are low- and its a half and half thing- i'll have more details later
this is not a sure set thing yet.. just an idea
and idea X_x nothing is set up yet but these be my standards D:
but i cant do commisions until i finish my art trades ---
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if you want- you can always chose the pose of a character/s
my art style is a mix of anime & western-ish ness
if you want- you can always chose the pose of a character/s
my art style is a mix of anime & western-ish ness

[]1 full body character drawn with a backshot background of said character's torso is $5
example of a backshot background --> EXAMPLE

[]1 full body character bust is $2 (with choice of color background)

[] full body character (one character) sheets are $10 with 4 poses ( you know, front back 3/4th's and side view )

[]full body character (one character) sheets with accessories & 4 poses $ facial expressions are $25

[]2 character busts is $5 (like the torso shot of a momma holding her baby)

[] 1 full body character with choice of background is $7

* I can also draw hentai & yaoi & yuri ( straight porn, gay porn, lesbian or random nudes)

[]all porn things are $8 ONLY 2 CHARACTERS no backgrounds (choose the posing/ act & whatever is going on )

[]random nudes 1 fully body character (you know the artistic kind of nude) will be $5

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-GIVE FULL DETAILS- (for each character)
Name of Character:
Name of owner of Character:
body shape:
pose of character:
facial expression:
Age:
skin color:
eye color:
hair color:
hair style:
scars?:
earings?:
markings on skin?:
jewelry?:
clothing(full details here):
(if it applies) Background?:
any pets?:
weapons?:
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this is just an idea... i'm going for-- i dont know about it-- it depends on who wants it
half and half..
all the of the above will have full shading & stuff. @_@
just an idea....
email: tenisarks@yahoo.com
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for art trades see the questionare above
all i want in return in an art trade is AOMI ARMSTER drawing/anything of the like

Monday, October 03, 2005

Xaphan oh Xaphan

Killing Them With Kindness: Xaphan causes no Disturbance when killing a human, provided that he does it by giving said human precisely what he or she asked for.


Now, it should be said that the Word 'Killing Them with Kindness' might have a different interpretation if a non-Habbalite held it. Then again, it might not: Saminga can be a little literal-minded when it comes to phrases that include the word 'kill'. He's certainly literal-minded about this one.



So is Xaphan, not that he actually realizes it. The Habbalite sees himself as a witty, sophisticated critic of humanity in general and their weaknesses in particular. His scenarios are designed to illustrate this by graphically demonstrating how humans always want that which will destroy them. Xaphan is quite proud of his sense of the absurd: indeed, he considers his work to far surpass that of those pathetic fools at Dark Humor.



That's his opinion, at least. Everyone else thinks that he's a humorless, obnoxious little twit who wouldn't recognize irony if you hit him with it. His precious 'scenarios' come in two flavors (heavy handed and incomprehensible), his (unjustified) opinion of his sophistication is only matched by his completely unwarranted pride in his abilities and there has never been a documented case where Xaphan has actually managed to be deliberately funny.



Oh, Xaphan kills people all the time - no question there, and indeed there's quite a few angels that want to have a little chat with him about it - but, frankly, the Punisher has the artistic, aesthetic and dramatic skill of a moldy radish. He can't even manage to make his tableaus particularly disturbing and/or frightening, which takes real skill for a Servitor of Death. His work is instead just... vaguely sad, to the point where his fellow demons feel oddly embarrassed and apologetic about it. Yes, kill humans, no argument there - but, come on, possibly one could be a bit more darkly majestic about it? Hell has a certain reputation to keep up, after all, and Xaphan isn't helping it at all. Unfortunately, nobody serving Death can really say anything to him: you see, Saminga finds the Habbalite's work to be amazingly subtle and humorous.

(obviously from some game D: )

Saturday, June 25, 2005

yeah it can happen....sometimes

Aomi> you know T_T DONT BE A CATBOY AMONG A DRAGON
Aomi> DOOM
Aomi> PAIN
Aomi> OMGG x_X
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> then they force you to join a harem @_@
Aomi> and be the third wife or something
Aomi> even though you are male
Aomi> OMGG x_x
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Aomi> OH AND THEN WHEN THE DRAGON IS IN AP ISSY MOOOD
Aomi> YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO COMFORT HIM ;|
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Sanosuke> stupid dragons
Aomi> AND IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG
Aomi> HE EATS A SLAVE T_T
Aomi> then you gotta pick his teeth
Aomi> OH AND THE INSTANT YOU BATHE WITH OUT HIS PERMISSION HE TRIES TO SET YOU ON FIRE ;O;
Aomi> but you can't do SHIT
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> BECAUSE YOU ARE THE THIRD WIFE :|
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> you gotta take abuse from the 1st and 2nd
Aomi> BUT HE LOVES YOU MORE BECAUSE
Aomi> YOU ARE THE 3RD WIFE :|
Sanosuke> 14 *kills dragons and takes arm*
Aomi> @.@
Aomi> AND THEN WHEN HE WANTS TO PROCREATE
Aomi> OMGGGGG
Aomi> YOU HAVE A HARD TIME TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM THAT YOU ARE MALEE AND YOU CAN'T BREEED
Aomi> he doesn't care
Aomi> HE MAULS YOU ANYWAY
AND FOR SOME FREAKED OUT REASON, YOU FIND YOURSELF PREGNANT o_o
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Sanosuke> 14 *sits on carcas of dead dragon*
Aomi> AND YOU SIT ON A ROCK, PONDERING, ' HOW DID I GET PREGNANT? I'M MALE!"
Aomi> then you find out, he had eaten the 1st and 2nd wives :|
Sanosuke> try stabbing in the balls?
Sanosuke> :P
Aomi> EVER TRY STABBING A DRAGON ALTOGETHER? ITS LIKE BASTARDEDEDED
Aomi> AND THE BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOU o_o
Aomi> SO
Aomi> WTF
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> OH AND THINGS GET WORSE AFTER YOU LAY A GIANT EGG BIGGER THAN YOURSELF :|
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> THEN THINGS GET EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU FIND OUT THE DRAGON HAS A BROTHER T__T
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Aomi> AND ARENT THINGS GREAT WHEN YOUR OWN CHILDREN TRY TO EAT YOU?!?!? O_O
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> THEN ONE DAAAAY THE DRAGONS ARE HAVING GUESTS
Aomi> YOU ARE FORCED TO BE SERVANT!
Aomi> :O AND HOLY HELL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GUEST O HONOR!
Aomi> AND THEN YOU DIE-.-
ANOTHER STORY!
Sanosuke> o.o
Aomi> NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR SENSEI
Aomi> WHY?
Aomi> HE'S MARRIED
Aomi> HAS TWO KIDS
Aomi> HIS WIFE IS A MANIAC :|
Aomi> BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Aomi> NOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST ..
Aomi> YOU KNOW O.O;;
Aomi> WITH HIM
Aomi> ANDD THEN THE WIFE WALKS IN ON YOU TWO
Aomi> OMGGGGGGG
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> THE WIFE IS SO ANGRY
Aomi> ' I NEVER THOUGHT MY HUSBAND WAS GAY!!"
Aomi> HE GETS ANGRY! " I'M BISEXUAL!!"
Sanosuke> heh
Aomi> AND YOU FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Aomi> BUT THE NEXT DAY, YOU DIE
Aomi> FOR VIOLATING SOME STUPID HOLY LAW O_o
Sanosuke> wow
Sanosuke> that was special
Aomi> BUT BUT
Aomi> THEN
Aomi> THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD
Aomi> LIKES YOU!
Aomi> AND RESSURECTS YOU
Aomi> BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE
Aomi> SO YOU STAY WITH HIM
Aomi> AND PISS OFF HIS WIFE XD