Aomi> you know T_T DONT BE A CATBOY AMONG A DRAGON
Aomi> DOOM
Aomi> PAIN
Aomi> OMGG x_X
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> then they force you to join a harem @_@
Aomi> and be the third wife or something
Aomi> even though you are male
Aomi> OMGG x_x
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Aomi> OH AND THEN WHEN THE DRAGON IS IN AP ISSY MOOOD
Aomi> YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO COMFORT HIM ;|
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Sanosuke> stupid dragons
Aomi> AND IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG
Aomi> HE EATS A SLAVE T_T
Aomi> then you gotta pick his teeth
Aomi> OH AND THE INSTANT YOU BATHE WITH OUT HIS PERMISSION HE TRIES TO SET YOU ON FIRE ;O;
Aomi> but you can't do SHIT
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> BECAUSE YOU ARE THE THIRD WIFE :|
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> you gotta take abuse from the 1st and 2nd
Aomi> BUT HE LOVES YOU MORE BECAUSE
Aomi> YOU ARE THE 3RD WIFE :|
Sanosuke> 14 *kills dragons and takes arm*
Aomi> @.@
Aomi> AND THEN WHEN HE WANTS TO PROCREATE
Aomi> OMGGGGG
Aomi> YOU HAVE A HARD TIME TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM THAT YOU ARE MALEE AND YOU CAN'T BREEED
Aomi> he doesn't care
Aomi> HE MAULS YOU ANYWAY
AND FOR SOME FREAKED OUT REASON, YOU FIND YOURSELF PREGNANT o_o
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Sanosuke> 14 *sits on carcas of dead dragon*
Aomi> AND YOU SIT ON A ROCK, PONDERING, ' HOW DID I GET PREGNANT? I'M MALE!"
Aomi> then you find out, he had eaten the 1st and 2nd wives :|
Sanosuke> try stabbing in the balls?
Sanosuke> :P
Aomi> EVER TRY STABBING A DRAGON ALTOGETHER? ITS LIKE BASTARDEDEDED
Aomi> AND THE BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOU o_o
Aomi> SO
Aomi> WTF
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> OH AND THINGS GET WORSE AFTER YOU LAY A GIANT EGG BIGGER THAN YOURSELF :|
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> THEN THINGS GET EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU FIND OUT THE DRAGON HAS A BROTHER T__T
Moon|SemiAFK> lol
Aomi> AND ARENT THINGS GREAT WHEN YOUR OWN CHILDREN TRY TO EAT YOU?!?!? O_O
Sanosuke> lol
Aomi> THEN ONE DAAAAY THE DRAGONS ARE HAVING GUESTS
Aomi> YOU ARE FORCED TO BE SERVANT!
Aomi> :O AND HOLY HELL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GUEST O HONOR!
Aomi> AND THEN YOU DIE-.-
ANOTHER STORY!
Sanosuke> o.o
Aomi> NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR SENSEI
Aomi> WHY?
Aomi> HE'S MARRIED
Aomi> HAS TWO KIDS
Aomi> HIS WIFE IS A MANIAC :|
Aomi> BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Aomi> NOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST ..
Aomi> YOU KNOW O.O;;
Aomi> WITH HIM
Aomi> ANDD THEN THE WIFE WALKS IN ON YOU TWO
Aomi> OMGGGGGGG
Moon|SemiAFK> XD
Aomi> THE WIFE IS SO ANGRY
Aomi> ' I NEVER THOUGHT MY HUSBAND WAS GAY!!"
Aomi> HE GETS ANGRY! " I'M BISEXUAL!!"
Sanosuke> heh
Aomi> AND YOU FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Aomi> BUT THE NEXT DAY, YOU DIE
Aomi> FOR VIOLATING SOME STUPID HOLY LAW O_o
Sanosuke> wow
Sanosuke> that was special
Aomi> BUT BUT
Aomi> THEN
Aomi> THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD
Aomi> LIKES YOU!
Aomi> AND RESSURECTS YOU
Aomi> BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE
Aomi> SO YOU STAY WITH HIM
Aomi> AND PISS OFF HIS WIFE XD
