Squeaks for Aomi

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Hear ye! Hear ye!

HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
Your great king has new plans for you all!  By his order you must engage in one hour of physical activity DAILY!
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Because sitting around like a whore doing nothing no longer applies.  Your lives have changed.
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The great king insists that if you are to lounge about you must also perform ab crunches. DO AS HE SAYS.  600, daily.
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Your great king  can not be fooled! He will know if you do not participate in daily physical activity.  If you are citizen of Asgard, HE WILL KNOW.  Heimdall may have his vision but Loki is really…
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  If you do not perform your activities as ordered, your punishment will be dire. You will be thrown into a field with Draugrs.
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THESE GUYS. They will chase you until you die. MORALE IMPROVES.
And that is the end of this announcement.